Mistyeyes looked at Edward with love. "O edwrad," she said, "i luvs u moar tan Bela duz."

"Well, hot spankety damnage on your part, little lady!" screamed Edward. "Now who wants trash?!"

"Thanks but no thanks," chorused the deviants of Complaintopia.

"Aw come on. Trash is great!"

The admins didn't know what to do, since Edward could deflect banhammers, being that he wasn't a deviant to begin with.

"How did you defeat him when he stole your garbage?" said Zaiger to Dave.

"I haven't touched that piece of crap in a looooong time, man," said Dave. "But I think you have to beat him up the old-fashioned way, which is to beat him up."

"I'm sorry, I couldn't hear that, being that we're all running away because he's throwing pink meteors," said Zaiger.

"WHAT?!" said Sha-oo-na (orenjijuusu), who somehow managed to turn into Princess Leia again.

Zaiger, Dave, and Sha-oo-na looked to Edward to see him with a pink-meteor machine gun shooting into the air. There was no way anyone was going to get within striking distance.

"Hey guys," said a familiar voice, only this time it wasn't yelling.

"...ReallyAngry?" said Dave.

"Hey guys, hey guys," he said, adjusting his left eye with his finger to correspond with his right. "I luvs u all. Desu."

"THE PINK METEOR HIT HIM!" said Dave.

"WHAT?!" you know who said that.

"THIS SEVERS THE STRINGS OF MY SANITY TO NO END!" said Zaiger.

"Aw cum on gaiz," said ReallyAngry. "I luvs u. Hao boutz a hug?" He outstretched his arms and fell on the ground. Then he started crying.

"This could be a ruse," said Bohobella. "my husband could still be really angry, he's just trying to lure Edward in."

Dave glanced at ReallyAngry's feet. He had Deshoes.

"Sorry Boho. Your husband's finished."

"OH NOES!" she ran in a straight line for about thirty seconds, and then: "...no, there has to be a way to save him! We have to think this through logically. That pink meteor launcher that Edward's using is probably made out of some kind of melted-down metal, like from recalled action figures of Jafar with lead or something in them. So if we do something that conteracts Disney—"

"WHO'S DISRESPECTING JAFAR ACTION FIGURES?!" screamed LadyJafaria, coming in on a Jafar-themed rocket unicycle.

"Who's this Jafar guy?" said Edward. "Does he sparkle?"

Before Edward could successfully blink next, LadyJafaria turned into a giant cobra. You could tell it was a female giant cobra because it had a little pink bow on the top of its head. D'awwwww.

Then she puked several cobra eggs at Edward, because if you recall from the SNES Aladdin game, that's what Jafar's final form does.

But Edward couldn't jump on them, and he was beaten until he lost the will to control the sparkles he produced in the setting Sun. The sparkles got bigger and bigger until nothing was left of him from an immense explosion, and Dave did a happy dance as his puppeteer zombie tried to recover his missing flesh from PaulStrealer shooting it off in the last part.

"This is great and all," said Mangachu, trying to talk with his mouth flapping open like the orange dinosaur he is. "but the meteors are still going to fall, and we have to get to HWL."

"I tellin u guize," said Mistyeyes, "It isnt HLW!"

"Help life with?" said Mangachu.

"sory."

"Oh, almost forgot," said Summaro, right before he shot a maximum-strength banhammer at Mistyeyes, with a direct hit.

She found herself in Bandemonium again. But she knew the guards were easily bribed...