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Ankney, TexasThere was always a monotone rumble-hum below the dirt of Ankney. The cattle were always uncomfortable. The sand always moved outward. I've lived here for all my 24 years and I haven't found an explanation yet. My name's Jebediah, and I'm just another son of the Good Lord who wants to drive my '74 El Camino past the city walls.Ankney, Texas
The whole place was vertical; scaffold upon scaffold with buildings in-between made for too much use of the pulley system and not enough of the stairs. Not enough exercise. Most everyone's got so damned fat by now that I can't stand to look at all the pretty ladies I used to look at. But hey, at least we ne
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Preamble, CorruptedWe the domestic welfare people of the United States,Preamble, Corrupted
In order to perfect a more general union,
Provide for the common America,
And promote the tranquility of this Constitution,
Do establish and secure the blessings to ourselves.
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A Very Greasy Day in the LifeDear Journal:A Very Greasy Day in the Life
You know how fun today was? Let me tell you how many fun-units it encompassed: as many as B has sharps. And B has no sharps. Well technically C is B sharp, but then everything gets complicated. But I'm still funny! And today still wasn't fun.
First off, I get out of bed and I IMMEDIATELY slip on one of the chickens I stabbed in front of the Sculpey-and-newspapers altar to Roanna. I figured I must not be appeasing her enough in the physical sense rather than the metaphysical, otherwise the Roavatar wouldn't have got up and placed the slippery chicken at my feet.
I let some of the dried blood
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Beast of BurdenREAD DESCRIPTION FIRSTBeast of Burden
Characters MISS LANE: Female, 40’s KEVIN: Male, 14 MR. NORMAN: Male, 50’s
Scene A high school conference room.
Time Present day.
MISS LANE, KEVIN, and MR. NORMAN are at a table.
MISS LANE Well, for the record, Kevin, you’re the only freshman at this school that I’ve considered for expulsion so far. That’s pretty quick.
KEVIN Can I have a carrot, Principal Lane?
MISS LANE
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Chat Noir: You're a VampireJUST A LITTLE BIT OF BACKGROUND:Chat Noir: You're a Vampire
Gregor, a vampire cat (who if you don't know already has a missing right eye with a rag over it), has recently gone out looking for his family, who were captured by burglars. He was taken in by Nikki, a veterinary intern, and they tried to euthanize him because he looked so old and pitiful. Gregor naturally thought the needle was a stake of some kind, so he flipped out and bit the one with the needle, Nikki, turning her into a vampire. Now he's told her to take him out in the back alley and act like she's throwing him away and he's dead.
Nikki nudged the back door closed
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